listen here fuckers,

that little stunt you pulled tonight, not cool. not in the slightest. I swear to fucking god, if this kind of situation ever happens again, i will be sure to ream ALL Y’ALL new assholes. can you actually comprehend this? I know you dipshits are too busy laughing over stupid cat lady pictures, but hear me out, this will NEVER happen again without consequences. thanks for your time shit-slurpers.

#rant  #yes you  

this is it guys!

my dad might finally go to jail, and I honestly feel pretty relieved.

age 15: i want a boyfriend
age 20: i rly want a boyfriend ok
age 30: no srsly i need a boyfriend guys im not kidding
age 40: pls im desperate
age 50: guys this isnt funny anymore cmon
age 60: its not funny guys
age 70: guys

i can’t wait to do this to your house motha licka!!

poor little man, no WONDER your girlfriend broke up with you! YOUR A BUTT SUCKING JACKASS.

#im find you  #ludlow  #you can run but you cant hide  #asshole  

Anonymous said: the video count has been stuck at 301 for like an hour. n you werent lol...

hey diptweed, how about you mind your own damn business… sounds great to me!

#justin bieber  #bieber  #boyfriend  #music video